Nailed

That "former radio funnyman" Tony Martin, nails the age of spin perfectly.

Sadly, I found out to late we live not in the age of Aquarius but the age of shite.

Due to this discovery TheBagwan has decided to spend more time with the family.

Regards
TheBagwan

Proof

There are competing theories about M. Clarke, one, is that he's a clown, the second is that he was a clown a long time ago. Daily, more proof is being offered to support the latter theory. Worse still he's within all reckoning a bogan clown.

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TheBagwan

Nouveau-bogan cultural warfare.

Agree, mass Australian culture is so bogan.

If this makes me a snob, so be it.

Hate youse all.

Regards
TheBagwan

PS. Remember, Boganism is not a postcode, its a state of mind.

That Boy George

Apparently Culture Club was M Clarke's favourite band when he was at school, he even attended a concert in spiv city dressed up as Mr George. Make up, little black hat, long pleated hair, long tshirt. There are pictures on the net if you search. Poor Lara...

But, who am I kidding, my parents took me to my first concert to see Elton John, but at least he looked sorta normal. Thankfully that piano hid most of him. There's never been any male prostitutes making complaints about Mr Johns treatment of them over the years. No siree..

Harry Hutton discusses his crossings with Boy George over the years, scroll down the page to see him in a truly awful 80's video clip, and be sure to note Hutton's ongoing commitment to Palestinian/Israeli peace.

http://chasemeladies.blogspot.com/

Regards
TheBagwan

Australian Cricket

I lived through a golden era of oz cricket, I consider myself lucky to have witnessed the Warne/Mcgrath era. I've been an avid follower of the national team since I was a kid, and it remains an important part of my life to this day. Ever noticed that when Queensland cricket is strong, so is Australia's.

Unfortunately, and I do not do this lightly, I have to make comment on this apparently annointed next captain.. annointed by himself and his fleet of highly paid publicists most likely... God help us if this clown is in charge..

http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,24913592-5012974,00.html

Wheww, I'm ecstatic that it was just an ugly rumour... poor lara.

Put on your big red nose and floppy shoes clarkey. When you start saving games off your own bat, like all the captains before you, instead of preening around like some sad publicity seeking B lister/cyndi lauper lookalike, then you'll get some credibility. Pull your head in. Mr Cricket should be the next captain, whoops forgot, he's not from spiv city is he.

Regards
TheBagwan

PS. This goose would have to be a St George/Manly supporter, wouldn't he... in the famous words of Rampaging Roy Slaven: "there are two competing theories about M. Clarke. 1- he's a goose, 2-he was a goose a long time ago."

Something smells

Apparently Hitler suffered from uncontrollable flatuance.

http://www.thesmartset.com/article/article10240701.aspx

Serves him right..

Regards
TheBagwan

Speaking of which..

The only thing funnier than 40yr old plus old men in bicycle shorts is......

North Korean propaganda video...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hILuMEsd6KY

More from the Korean Central News Agency:

Seminars on Exploits of Kim Jong Il Held Pyongyang, February 29 (KCNA) -- Seminars on the immortal exploits of General Secretary Kim Jong Il were held in Russia, Nepal, Mongolia and Peru from Feb. 12 to 15 on the occasion of his birthday. On display in the venues of seminars were famous works of Kim Jong Il and photos showing his immortal Songun leadership exploits. Shashbiashbili, vice-chairman of the Party for Peace and Unity of Russia, praised Kim Jong Il as the greatest politician of the present times, the universally recognized leader and the greatest man in the world, expressing the conviction that as long as there is Kim Jong Il, Korea would be surely reunified as one and the Korean people build a great prosperous powerful socialist nation without fail.

http://www.kcna.co.jp/index-e.htm

All imperialist dogs, read about exploits of truly great humanist here:

http://songun-blog.blogspot.com/search/label/video

Regards

TheBagwan

Hope

Headline from the BBC.


Great tits cope well with warming
By Richard Black Environment correspondent, BBC News website

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/7390109.stm

Regards
TheBagwan

Peter Andres career on the rocks

Harry hutton reports on damage to Peter Andres reputation...

http://chasemeladies.blogspot.com/2008_03_01_archive.html

More Andre news.. Great family portrait...

http://www.peter-andre.net/pages/profile.htm

Regards
TheBagwan

Obama loses all important endorsement.

Snoop Dogg Blasts Obama

"Hip-hop star Snoop Dogg has launched a scathing attack on U.S. presidential hopeful Barack Obama, accusing him of gleaning support from the Ku Klux Klan.
The rapper, real name Calvin Broadus Jr., insists the Democratic candidate has received funding from the KKK.
He tells the Guardian, "The KKK gave Obama money. They was (sic) one of his biggest supporters ... Why wouldn't they be? The media won't tell you that. They don't want you to know that. They just want you to know that this [bleep] befriended this other [bleep] who be (sic) threatening your values.
"But we all know all presidents lie to get into [bleep] office. That's they (sic) job."
But Snoop insists Obama will still emerge victorious in the upcoming presidential elections. He adds, "In America's eyes, that mutha[bleep]'s gonna be president 'cos (John) McCain can't [bleep] with him. Hillary (Clinton) can't [bleep] with him. He's winning over white people, white ladies." "

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfgate/detail?blogid=7&entry_id=25434

Snoop deserves a category all by himself.. he is beyond clown.. Lord High Clown?, Supreme Clown? I'm going to live on a mountain somewhere and study the ggod scriptures.. Might even change my name to TheCalvin..

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TheBagwan

Stern

Shock, Horror, the Stern report "exagerates".
http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2008/01/25/2146629.htm

Please don't tell me that Gore and Flannery are also "exagerating".

For a more sober view of the possible impact of climate change see the following lecture by Lord Lawson.
http://ipa.org.au/publications/publisting_detail.asp?pubid=695

Regards
TheBagwan

Update: Listen to Jennifer Marohasy speak about current findings that will require upgrades to climate models.
http://www.jennifermarohasy.com/blog/archives/002844.html

From this information I draw the conclusion that the scientific method is not dead and buried, and that further prediction, testing and verification will draw out the truth or falsity of the current climate change hypothesis. Not the screaming hysteria of the newspaper columns.

I hear Ggod

You have read the Tao te Ching of course... http://acc6.its.brooklyn.cuny.edu/~phalsall/texts/taote-v3.html Its an impressive work of verse, not only because it is trying to convey a sense of the universe or unknown, but also the clever little couplets convey a feeling. Lao-tzu could not physically describe what he/she saw and so tried to convey the feeling of what was observed..

So it is when I read the impressive lyrical works of Snoop Doggy Dogg. http://www.azlyrics.com/s/snoopdogg.html I hear, nay, I feel the sub texture of the fabric, of our modern society, encapsulated within the lyrical tapestry that the dogg weaves.

"you are then one, you are then one, you are then one, you are then one, you are then one, hooo

you are sexy, sexy, sexy, you are so sexy

you are then one, you are then one, you are then one, you are then one, you are then one, hoo hooyou are sexy, sexy, sexy, hmmm"

Taken from "Brake Fluid (Bitches Pump Yo Brakes)"

Put in an urban context, you can feel the doggs pain here. It is interprative, of course, but this lyric does describe some of the themes running through Doggs work. Heaven, earth, the mysterious fem fatale (who are here whimsically described as "bitches", or, as in his later poetic verses, tenderly as "ho's"), motherhood, returning and fertility.

"Just point them niggas out and I'll leave em all on the street bleeding

Bitch you fuckin with a grown man

How I'm gonna ax you in your own house and bury you in your own land

See the cops is scared to come and get me

But I don't blame em cause they know I got a bunch of thug niggas with me

Lookin for trouble, starting shitI'm ridin solo and I'm bustin and gettin rid of your dick

See your boys ain't bout beefing

When you fuckin with niggas that'll definately get you internal sleep

But if you didn't get the fuckin picture

[Gunshots] Bitch I'm down for my niggas"

Taken from: "Down 4 My Niggas"

Above we read the dogg venture into urban prose. Ever the renegade didactic, dogg lovingly describes in native vernacular, his innermost thoughts on how Humility is the highest virtue and how this may be attained. Notice both the buddhist, and confucist, overtones intertwine to distill the message to: "Bitch I'm down for my niggas". Within this simple structure the dogg also explores, the duality of nature that complements each other instead of competing with each other, how Material wealth does not enrich the spirit, how Self-absorption and self-importance are vain and self-destructive and, Victory in war is not glorious and not to be celebrated, but stems from devastation, and is to be mourned. Dogg knows this pain all to well.

I cannot understand why in this day and age why our modern and progressive education system does not include study of the dogg. I applaud all youngsters who read and follow the dogg way of life please wear your pants low as a mark of respect...

I notice Harry Hutton is also a fan of the dogg..

http://chasemeladies.blogspot.com/2005/10/magic-of-snoop.html

Regards

TheBagwan